I am currently thinking about all the primo restaurant options OG Anunoby has as a resident of Toronto, and it’s getting me all worked up. I shouldn’t even be this hungry, I had a solid lunch, a solid dinner, a bunch of snacks, but I can’t stop looking at all these menus of good-looking Toronto eateries. If I lived there, I could use any number of food-delivery services to have my choice of delicacies delivered straight to my door.
I’m assuming that there are more options for late-night food delivery in Toronto than there is where I am (which is not Toronto, GOD DAMN IT, I need some frickin’ shawarma in my face RIGHT NOW).
I have to stay strong, though. This description for this Anunoby highlight video won’t write itself. I have to resist the urge to not only look at the menus, but to fill my virtual order with all sorts of delicious items and then look at it longingly, wondering if the UberEats guy will be fine with crossing into America (and then some) to get me my food. I promise I tip really well. I’m not some sort of heathen who doesn’t tip, I’ll make it worth his (or her, I’m not sexist or anything) while. It’s so tempting…