Kind reminder to Lakers fans: you are DISALLOWED from viewing this video. The glorious sight of Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk scoring 25 points in a real NBA game is something that should never grace your eyes. Not after what you did to him. Not after you treated him like a “meme” player. He is not a meme player. He is a real human being.
I am not joking around here. I have a very advanced tracking operation set up in a spare closet where all worldwide internet traffic is routed into the 100-ish routers I have crammed in there. In real-time, I can see all the IP addresses of all Lakers fans on earth, and know what sites they are visiting. And if I see that they are attempting to access this video (or some of my other videos, for example, the Moritz Wagner career-high video), I redirect them to videos that are more appropriate for their comprehension level. Stuff like “LeBron James Top 10 Dunks As A Laker” and “Count to 10 With Barney” and “Kobe Bryant GOAT MIX”.
Just a note to Lakers fans (who aren’t able to read this description but just in case one or two circumvent my ban): you need to stop watching so much depraved stuff. It indicates a very unhealthy attitude towards woman.
For the rest of us, witness Mykhailiuk in all his radiant glory. Ever since I saw blurry indistinct video of him dominating kids his age in the Ukraine, I knew he could be a bigtime scorer in the NBA. It took him a while to fulfill that potential, but he finally has, and I couldn’t be happier. He has spent so much time this year acting as a wallflower, content to only take and make a small amount of shots, so eager was he to fit into the team concept. Tonight was the first game of his career where he grabbed the ball from his teammates, announced “I’m going to shoot the ball into the net”, and did so.
If you listen to this video closely you can hear him say those exact words before all 9 of his buckets.