Before this game, Dillon Brooks was scoring an even twenty PPG per game in the month of January, and his monthly PPG totals have been on an upward trajectory since the start of the season. For all I know, he’ll average 26 PPG per game for the month of February, and then, what about March and April? I’m getting angry and frustrated just thinking about how many Dillon Brooks highlight videos I’m gonna have to make going forward.
The only possible to ease my suffering at this point is to ensure that Brooks becomes an All-Star. I’m sure the Grizzlies organization has been making a half-hearted effort to promote Brooks as an All-Star, but they know that if anybody’s an All-Star coming out of the ‘Zlies, it’s Ja Morant. or Bruno Caboclo. Not Dillon Brooks. What’s the case for Brooks, anyway? That he averaged 20 PPG for half a month?
I don’t care if Brooks is qualified to be an All-Star or not. All that matters is that he is selected to the All-Star team. If he’s an All-Star, that means I don’t have to make highlight videos for him anymore, which would be a true blessing from God because I am so sick of Brooks right now. Just looking at him fills me with mourning over the time spent making his videos that I’ll never get back. #NBAVOTE DILLON BROOKS #NBAVOTE DILLON BROOKS COME ON SAY IT WITH ME IN THE COMMENTS #NBAVOTE DILLON BROOKS #NBAVOTE #NBAVOTE DILLON BROOKS #NBAVOTE WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN PEOPLE WE JUST HAVE TO BELIEVE