OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Michael Porter Jr. didn’t even have a good game. He needed fifteen shots to get his fifteen points, going 5-of-15 from the field. This highlight video might make it look like he was some kind of shot-making savant who was a walking bucket from the time he checked into the game until the time he checked out, but that wasn’t the case. At all.
OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER #2: I am officially done caring about how good or bad Michael Porter Jr. plays in an individual game. All I care about is making highlight videos for him under any circumstances because he has been driving a ton of traffic to my channel lately. I’m totally whoring him out for view counts with absolutely no morals or ethics entering the picture at any point in the process. Everybody (not just Nuggles fans – EVERYBODY) wants to see this guy play and I want to be the guy that gives the people what they want. I executed this strategy perfectly with Nikola Jokic a few years ago and my channel reaped the rewards.
Actually, I’m not even being a view count whore because I want to see these videos just as badly as the rest of you do. I crave footage of MPJ hitting sweet high-arced three-pointers that splash delicately through the twine. Even if I wasn’t uploading these videos for the enjoyment of the internet at large, I’d be making them for my own “private enjoyment”. What “private enjoyment” actually entails is up to your imagination, but I’ll just give you a teaser:
Clothing. Optional.