Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk has been the starter for the Pistons ever since Luke Kennard went out with some kind of injury (my guess is that he’s off in Europe undergoing an experimental new type of hairline restoration surgery that’s not approved for American patients yet). However, it was only recently that Mykhailiuk started PLAYING like an NBA starter. Up until about a week ago, Mykhailiuk was passive shooting the ball and seemed content, happy even, to be the fifth man on offense whenever he was on the court. Now he’s grabbing this opportunity by the scrote and yanking out each scrote hair one by one. That’s what one does when presented with the scrote of opportunity.
Mykhailiuk’s recent improvement also makes my life easier in one crucial way: I don’t have to be forced to make the tough decision of whether or not Mykhailiuk scoring fourteen points is suitable for a highlight video. Barring some kind of rapid regression from Mykhailiuk, fourteen points is absolutely NOT enough points to qualify for a highlight video. Not from me anyway. I have standards, and those standards just got raised for this guy. If he has a problem with it, he can go back to his old passive self and never score twenty again.
Also, I would like to take this opportunity to remind all my viewers that if you are a Laker fan, you are BARRED from watching this video, UNLESS you are watching it in order to inflict emotional pain on yourself by reminding yourself how bad your front office is. Lakers fans are NOT allowed to derive enjoyment from this video.