I’ve been making Jaren Jackson Jr. highlight videos with such tedious regularity this season that I’m considering spinning off these videos into a new, separate channel devoted solely to him. The tentative name for this new endeavor is Just Jaren Jackson Junior, or JJJJ.
Sometimes I feel guilty about flooding my subscribers’ feeds with videos that they really don’t care about, and the view counts on all these JJJ videos indicate that JJJ is one of those players whom my subscribers don’t have much desire to see. If I could quarantine these JJJ videos onto my new JJJJ channel, then only the true JJJ diehards would be subjected to endless videographic depictions of his goofy-lookin’ three pointers and occasional forty-point games.
If this new endeavor goes smoothly, it might even end up in me becoming the official highlight provider of JJJ. Some of these young guys don’t have anybody in their entourage/posse/squad who can edit videos, but if he pays me enough, I can totally do it for him, and I have an existing body of work that proves I’m the right man for the job. The only rule is that I get to hang out with his entourage/posse/squad whenever they come to Wisconsin. I promise not to be too awkward when we all hit up the strip club.