There were some rumors recently of discord in the Clippers’ locker room due to the team underperforming. These were just rumors, and unsubstantiated rumors at that, but it’s not hard to imagine that the players could be a bit frustrated with each other if there’s a perceived lack of teamwork among them.
All I’m saying is, nobody better be punching my man Landry “Sham-Wow” Shamet during these all-out locker room brawls. He should be staying safely out harms’ way while Montrezl Harrell violently swings furniture at people and Patrick Beverley is running around slapping everybody’s naked testicles (did I tell you that all of these locker room fights are happening between naked combatants?). He’s filling his three-point shooting role very reliably right now after starting the season a bit slow, and doesn’t seem like a guy who would very vocal, so nobody should have any reason to physically assault him even if the Clippers have fewer wins than expected.
And how you could you even punch Shamet, even if you had a very, very good reason? He looks like a grandma, so your subconscious would prevent your fist from contacting his face unless you’re the kind of violent ragemonster who also punches little old ladies.