Maybe I’m just not as observant as I like to think I am, but I didn’t realize that Kevin Porter Jr. had done that…thing to his hair. Last time I looked at him, he still had that generic hair puff that so many players his age have. I suppose I’m forced to give him points…
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Serge Ibaka 24 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
Since the denizens of the internetubes at large seem to care way more about Serge Ibaka the Chef than Serge Ibaka the Basketball Player, I’ve got an idea for that cooking show of his that will launch his popularity from “niche” to “worldwide”: Bake the championship ring into brownies. And I’m not just talking about…
Read MoreRaul Neto 19 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
Brazil-Australia relations have entered a new and unprecedented era of overt hostility thanks to this, dare I say it, DOMINATING display of prodigious point guard play by none other than Brazil’s own Raul Neto. As Neto dominated (there’s that word again, I can’t stop using it) the second quarter against the Warriors, Ben Simmons watched…
Read MoreCam Reddish 18 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
There would be more general excitement for Cam Reddish’s 14 fourth-quarter points (the same amount of points that Zion Williamson had in an ENTIRE GAME tonight, by the way), except for the fact that the Hawks were totally getting blown out while it happened. For some reason, people don’t look as favorably on performances like…
Read MoreZion Williamson 14 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
Attention person or persons who run the New Orleans Pelicans television broadcast: we need more replays of Zion Williamson. How on earth am I supposed to make an appropriately entertaining Zion Williamson highlight video if I am not given enough source footage to work with? If Zion does something that’s even remotely interesting, it deserves…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 30 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)
It is obvious that I am condemned to make Terry Rozier highlights until the end of time. I don’t know which higher power cursed me with this unendingly tedious and unendingly unending task, but whatever that higher power is, I want to send them a very clear message: treating my mortal body as nothing more…
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