Let this video stand as a testament to my devotion to the cause of the role-player. You know who had more points than this tonight? Zion Williamson. You know how many views a video of him scoring those points would garner? A lot more than on this one. You know who’d be providing those views? Casuals. Dirty, filthy casuals.
But here I am showcasing Luke “The Korndog” Kornet instead. Why? Because, in my opinion, Kornet is FUN as HECK. Even if he did cut his hair which had previously made him look like he fell out of the 70’s, he’s still way more fun than Williamson. Casuals may not agree with me, heck, even non-casuals may not agree with me, but if you fall into either of those two groups, kindly never watch one of my vids ever again. Not even the Williamson one that will be made when I damn well feel like it. Maybe never. My channel isn’t meant for players like him anyway. It’s meant for players like Kornet.
This is a season high for Kornet. Not excited yet? You should be, but here’s another titillating tidbit: he had three dunks this game. I don’t want to spoil the video too much, but let’s just say that Williamson would be jealous of their ferocity and power.