I already regretted making a vid for Fred VanVleet’s 20 and 7 performance last game, but now I REALLY regret it. Because there is not a single person on earth who would rather watch that video than this, objectively superior, video. It is totally obsolete now. Before this game, it sucked. Now it sucks AND is obsolete. And I wasted 30-ish minutes of my life on it. That time is gone now, I can never get it back, cursed as I am (and as we all are) by the apparent unidirectionality of time.
I am looking at the analytics for that horrible video right now, and apparently 32 people messed up and clicked the “like” button instead of the “dislike” button, enraged as they were by the pointlessness and futility of what they were forced to watch. I’ll get right to work on some communications to YouTube so that they can fix the problem and give it the proper and earned amount of dislikes, or perhaps delete the video entirely. It deserves to have the worst like-to-dislike ratio on my channel, beating out even that one Jusuf Nurkic video where I jokingly said that Bosnia was way better than Croatia but a bunch of Croatians found the video and thought I was being serious and some latent tensions got seriously inflamed. I had to nope out of that comment section pretty quick Sorry! It was just a joke! Never take anything I say seriously! Except for this whole thing about the last VanVleet video being a serious exercise in futility.
What’s done is done. I can’t un-make that video. I can only attempt to atone by humbly offering you the video of this superior performance. It’s way better. Fewer assists, but who watches VanVleet to see him get assists? Nobody. They want to see this midget get buckets, and in this game, that’s totally what he did.
By the way, Peoria is WAY better than Rockford and the denizens of Rockford are as smelly as their women are ugly. Which is to say, very.