I get the feeling that not everybody shares my opinion that Jeremy Lamb has the scoring skills necessary to be the number one option, or at least, the 1.5th option, on a mid-seeded playoff team. And even if there are people out there who agree with me on that point, they’re not very vocal about reminding their fellow humans about how smooth of an operator Lamb is.
TO COMBAT THIS, I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT JEREMY LAMB USING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS SO IT LOOKS LIKE I’M SHOUTING. I’M NOT REALLY SHOUTING, I’VE JUST DECIDED THAT THIS ISSUE IS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO ME THAT I NEED TO DO MORE TO DRAW ATTENTION TO IT. SINCE I HAVE A DEMONSTRATED INABILITY TO GENERATE VIRAL AWARENESS CAMPAIGNS USING CREATIVE HASHTAGS, THIS IS THE NEXT BEST WAY TO LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT JEREMY LAMB WOULD BE A TOTALLY ADEQUATE FIRST OPTION FOR A PRETTY GOOD TEAM. AND IF THIS DILUTES THE IMPACT OF CAPITAL LETTERS IN MY OTHER VIDEO DESCRIPTIONS, SO BE IT. THIS CAUSE IS WORTH THAT MUCH TO ME.
IF YOU AGREE WITH ME THAT JEREMY LAMB NEEDS MORE OF A ROLE IN THE PACERS OFFENSE (MEANING A PRIMARY ROLE IN THE OFFENSE, NOT THE FOURTH MAN OR WHATEVER HE IS NOW), POST A COMMENT IN THIS VIDEO THAT READS SOMETHING LIKE “JEREMY LAMB COULD SCORE TWENTY A GAME IF HE WAS THE FIRST OPTION LIKE HE SHOULD BE”. BY DOING THIS, YOU WILL BE INCLUDED IN MY NEW “JEREMY LAMB FAN CLUB” WHERE I EMAIL YOU PDFS OF FLYERS THAT YOU CAN PRINT OFF AND POST AROUND YOUR CITY.
BUT THE COMMENT HAS TO BE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS OR I WON’T COUNT IT BECAUSE YOU WILL BE DEEMED TO HAVE NOT ENOUGH ENTHUSIASM FOR JEREMY LAMB AND HIS UNDERUTILIZED SCORING PROWESS.