In the aftermath of this career-high 26 point performance from Cam Reddish, I am so ashamed of my previous hating ways that I almost didn’t upload this video. It would have been a great benefit to my reputation if I had just pretended that this game never happened. To implicitly acknowledge Reddish’s development as a player by presenting this video the world is going to make me look like a fool. I am sure of it.
Trust me, whatever external tar-and-feathering I suffer at the hands of the CRIDF (Cam Reddish Internet Defense Force), it will pale in comparison to the absolute cognitive dissonance that I am currently experiencing, a dissonance that has thrown my entire existence into a whirling chaos from which no meaning can be derived. Reddish was supposed to be horrible! He wasn’t supposed to be able to hit this many three-pointers in a game! Are my eyes playing a cruel trick on me? Has my audiovisual cortex been hijacked by pro-Reddish actors using advanced biohacking methods? I cannot reconcile the knowledge of Reddish scoring 26 points with my preexisting knowledge that Reddish is a walking bucket of trashsauce.
My only hope is that Reddish scores 3 points next game on 1-of-12 shooting and restores order to the chaotic maelstrom of my life. If he continues putting up efficient scoring performances like this one, I might have to take the nuclear option and delete my entire channel. Only with all the evidence of my haterism destroyed can I finally find peace.