Eric Paschall basically spent this entire game making bitchmeat out of any player that the Suns tried to put on him. Whether through his outside shooting or his beefy inside game, multiple Suns players were victimized so thoroughly by Paschall that they probably have PTSD now. I almost got PTSD just watching it happen and I wasn’t even involved. It was like when I (skinny 5’9″ guy) get posted up by a beefy 6’3″ football player at the park. I just yell “help! help!” and pretend that I’m asking for some help defense and not just screaming “help!” because I think I’m about to die.
No lie, wile I was making this highlight video, I almost dialed 911 to report what I was seeing on my screen as some kind of crime, but then I realized that I wasn’t watching it live and that the heinous acts committed by Paschall had been perpetrated about an hour ago. The police would have shown up to an empty arena. Then I would have probably gotten arrested for filing false police reports or misusing the 911 emergency system or something. But I still feel like somebody should be arrested for the domination that Paschall inflicted upon the Suns tonight.
In honor of Warriors (and Bucks) legend Monta Ellis, I just have one more thing to say before I cut this description off:
Eric Paschall have it (pasch)all.