https://youtu.be/KL0Rbm0sMNs
In case you’ve gotten a bit big-headed in the past few months and need to be reminded of your (lowly) place in this world, I just want to put it out there that I am currently paying real-life money for a subscription to Stathead, which is basketball-reference’s advanced statistical service. What better way to assert my domination over the plebeian underclass than to use a paid service to look up interesting and relevant NBA stats at my whim while literal peasants grovel at my feet begging for crumbs of inaccessible knowledge? For ten bucks a month, I enjoy the privilege of being a superior human being to you.
I have used my elite level of access to all things statistical and analytical to unearth this rare nugget of information:
Trey Burke’s 29 points is the most this season by any player playing 25 minutes or fewer in a game. And he did it in just 21 minutes.
Wouldn’t it be fun to be able to look up that kind of stat for yourself? By paying literal American dollars to the basketball-reference dudes, I can partake of that fun any time I want, while you wallow in pitiful jealousy, imagining the fun that you could be having but are not. The fascinating statistical tidbits which no doubt litter Trey Burke’s career are completely off-limits to you. All you can do is look at simple box-score stats and drool.