https://youtu.be/GHADFUfLO_s
DownToBuck would like to take this moment to inform his loyal viewership that he has transcended such plebeian trivialities as “getting mad about sporting events” and is thus 100 percent not mad at all about the occurrences that transpired during this matchup between the Charlotte Hornets and Milwaukee Bucks. He would also like to make it known that he watched a great majority of this particular sporting event, and because of how not mad he was, he maintained his composure entirely even during the parts where the Hornets were splashing TONS of ri-GOD-DAMN-diculous threes in a completely unfair manner. Video evidence from the security cameras his landlord extra-legally installed in his apartment (due to a very funny misunderstanding involving a certain “Ben Simmons Jumpshot Alert Klaxon”) of DownToBuck’s total unbotheredness can be provided upon request.
Yeah, I’m not even mad a little bit right now. I wasn’t mad while watching the game, and I’m DEFINITELY not mad while being forced to relive the game in the form of a condensed highlight video depicting LaMelo Ball taking a dump on the Bucks with fancy finishes, no-look passes, and rainmaker threes.
DAMMIT.
GOD DAMN IT.
WHY.
Cool as a cucumber right now for sure. Everything is super duper okay here at casa DTB. It’s snowing, it’s all pretty outside, I’ve still got some Christmas lights up (frickin’ sue me, it’s a free country I can keep them all year if I want), hot chocolate is happening, my little tubby kitty Japurri Purrker is curled up in his little kitty bed, I don’t really see how life could be better for me than it is right now.
Except for the fact that LaMelo Ball, who is just a meme player and wasn’t even supposed to be good, and the Hornets, who suck, have sucked since I started watching the NBA, and will always suck, made Mike Budenholzer look like the dumbest meatball coach ever. But I’m not mad. I’m the furthest thing from mad.
CHRIST.