https://youtu.be/TBead9rLBkQ
I think this video represents the first upload that the Sacramento Kings have gotten on my channel this season. That seems like an oversight until you remember that Nemanja Bjelica is getting DNP’s. If we’re being honest about the situation (and you know that DownToBuck is all about honesty), Richaun Holmes had a couple good games earlier in the season that deserved highlight videos. I would apologize for that “mistake”, but I’ve decided that I’m done apologizing for that kind of stuff. It’s just scrub water underneath the scrub bridge, anyway.
The first twenty-burger of Tyrese Haliburton’s young career is the perfect video to break the ice. The life of a Kings fan is pain, and it will be pain for the foreseeable future, but the addition of Haliburton to their lives makes the pain approximately 5% more bearable. That can be the difference between existing in a state of perpetual unendurable agony, and existing in a state where you can still be a moderately functional human being. And it’s been scientifically proven that watching highlights of this game reduces that soul-consuming pain by another 10%. Kings fans would have to be dumb not to tune in to this video. It doesn’t even have any clips of Luke Walton, as far as I remember.
It’s also been scientifically proven that Oshkosh, Wisconsin, where Haliburton grew up, is the third-biggest pit in the entire state of Wisconsin, after Stevens Point and Fond Du Lac. As a fellow Wisconsinoid, I am uniquely qualified to comment as to which locales in the state represent the worst of what Wisconsin has to offer. If you like getting DUIs and going ice fishing, by all means, relocate to Oshkosh. All others should stay away.
Of course, even the worst places in Wisconsin pale in comparison to the absolute pit that is Rockford, Illinois. Sorry Fred VanVleet.