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Hornets fans are certainly feeling fat and cocky right now. For the first time since… forever, as far as I can tell, there is some buzz (get it??????? BUZZ! because they’re the HORNETS LMAO) around their franchise. There is excitement. They have the best rookie in the league. Wins? Sometimes! Beating the Timberwolves isn’t much to be proud of, but it’s just further validation that there’s something going in Charlotte that’s working. A little bit. Kinda. Now if only they could somehow merge Cody Zeller and Bismack Biyombo together into what would be one of the top centers in the league.
But don’t get too cocky, Hornets fans, because DownToBuck is about to take your world and blow it to smithereens. Let’s not waste any time, so here’s the deal: it is currently snowing where DownToBuck is, and it is not currently snowing where you are. Take a moment to gather up the fragments of your shattered existence, that’s fine. Take all the time you need. You’re not going to be able to put it back together, but it’s good to have some minor mementos of your previous life before I came in and annihilated it. LaMelo Ball can’t help you now.
It’s true: I am looking out my window at this very moment, exactly as I type these words, and there is precipitation in the form of small, uniquely-patterned ice crystals descending from a gray-white sky. I am very close, so very extremely close, to deleting this video and reuploading in its place (with the same title) a video of the snow I am currently witnessing. Such is the majesty and beauty of nature that enchants my gaze.
I imagine that, in Charlotte, the denizens of that cursed town look out their windows and see nothing but homeless people, urban detritus, mud, and the surrounding hovels of those similarly condemned to dwell in what can most accurately be called “The Armpit of America”. No snow is falling, that’s for sure. The only thing that’s falling is the metrics of the local economy, the morale of the populace, and the local hobo named “Skag” who has already had too much to drink.
So enjoy these 41 points by Terry Rozier, Hornets fans. It was an exciting performance, I’ll grant you that. DownToBuck is a fair man, he can admit when a Rozier highlight video brings him some small measure of enjoyment. The layups on display where of a superior quality to what you normally get out of him. Yes, you can have your small victory, but I have the greatest victory of all: the ability to watch snow fall while drinking hot chocolate and petting my tubby little kitty, Japurri Purrker. Maybe when I’m done with the hot chocolate I’ll step out and make snow angels with Japurri. Do you even know what snow angels are? Pathetic.