https://youtu.be/JXFYQ1aAT4M
To my great disappointment, only 474 people (at the time of this writing) watched my last David Nwaba video, which was uploaded a week ago now. I think I know the reason though: that video was only nineteen points. Nineteen points isn’t enough to get people to spend two minutes of their hard-earned life watching a highlight video. The video I’m uploading now depicts Nwaba scoring a career-high 22 points, which is way more than 19. I am fully confident that this video will succeed where past Nwaba videos have failed. Frankly, if this video doesn’t have a six-figure view count 24 hours from now, I’ll eat my hat, and by hat, I mean Pop-Tart, because I don’t own any hats.
I am assured of the success of this video for many reasons:
-Putting “Career High” in the title of a video automatically triples its view count
-David Nwaba is the James Harden replacement in Houston, and is therefore an exciting glimpse into the future of the Rockets franchise
-Large numbers of Rockets fans gather on a website called ClutchFans where my videos are often posted and where numerous spirited discussions take place on the status of James Harden’s hairline
-It is possible that David Nwaba dunks in this video
-Everybody says they love hustle players, well, now it’s time to put their money where their mouth is, meaning they should donate to my Patreon
-Casual fans will get linked to this video when I spam the link in the comments of every video uploaded by the official NBA channel
I am looking forward to refreshing my YouTube dashboard and watching the views just roll on in for this video. It’s gonna be awesome.