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One of the greatest injustices in the world today is the fact that there is not a Steak ‘n Shake fast food restaurant anywhere near me. You might think this unfortunate fact is utterly irrelevant to the topic at hand, but Steak ‘n Shake, of course, is the restaurant that Shake Milton was named after, so it is 100% relevant right now and you can’t stop me from talking about it.
I don’t even know if Steak ‘n Shake is even that good because I’ve never had it, but it’s that mysterious allure of the unknown that is causing tremendous angst to well up inside me. I am a big fan of cheeseburgers, but I’m not very discerning when it comes to them, so if Steak ‘n Shake’s burgers are just one level above “miscellaneous animal scraps held together with an inedible binding agent”, I’ll think they’re the best food ever. But I can’t even find out because there’s none of them in my area of Wisconsin.
Where Shake Milton comes into play is the fact that he makes more than enough money to come to Wisconsin and open one or ten Steak ‘n Shake franchises. The company has been in the news lately because they’re trying to franchise out their company-owned stores, but nobody even wants to take them on because the ship is sinking fast. That probably means the initial capital outlay for opening one of these things is super low. If Drew Gooden, a moron who likely possesses no business acumen whatsoever, could establish a south-Florida Wingstop empire, Shake Milton can establish a south-Wisconsin Steak ‘n Shake empire, is all I’m saying.
They even have five-way chili and oreo milkshakes. God damn it. Oreo milkshakes are my favorite.