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I have a new business opportunity for Desmond Bane that is so guaranteed to upend the entire business world that I’m willing to share the idea with him for free. That’s how altruistic I am. Rather than hoard this idea and try to sell it to him, I’m just going to straight up let him do what he wants with it. I want to see my creation spread its wings and flourish.
The Bane Bus.
The similarities between the name of this new venture and a certain bus-themed pornographic website are merely coincidental. Basically, the Bane Bus is a party bus that has Desmond Bane on it. Desmond Bane isn’t the driver though, since the driver has to pay attention the road and stuff. No, Desmond Bane is just a dude on the bus that you can hang out with while your party crew drives from point A to point B. Or maybe point B is the Bane Bus itself and you just party on the bus for a while until you get dropped off back where you are started. There is no judgment on the Bane Bus as to the nature of your party. Desmond is down to party in any way that his clients desire.
The Bane Bus has it all: a mini dance floor with thumping electronic beats, a mini kitchen whose cupboards are overflowing with every pseudo-high-end microwaveable snack available at the grocery store, a mini fridge stocked with all manner of alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages, a mini basketball hoop attached to the wall that you can do 360 windmill dunks on, Desmond Bane, and a bunch of other stuff. But I haven’t gotten to the real meat of the idea yet:
The Bane Bus will have BBQ on it. Memphis style.
Most party buses are fun, but they aren’t culinary destinations. Not so with the Bane Bus. The Bane Bus is a five-star restaurant that you can also use to pick up all your friends and take them to prom. By the time you get to wherever you’re going, your belly will be full of delicious BBQed meats prepared the Memphis way, and you’ll have hung out with Desmond Bane himself for a solid chunk of time, and you probably won’t even want to get off the bus. That’s how awesome the Bane Bus will be.
God, this needs to happen so bad. Can I have a place in Desmond Bane’s entourage so I can start subtly pitching this to him?