https://youtu.be/yI116q9dHck
Last night, the Bucks traded away a bunch of their mid-bench scraps, with Torrey Craig going to Phoenix and the Deej combo of D.J. Augustin and D.J. Wilson going to Houston. I’m gonna miss Wilson, but only ironically, because he wasn’t actually very good except for, like, a fifteen game stretch a few years ago. I definitely won’t miss Craig, who barely played, and Augustin, who lived up to his “ball-pounder” reputation by relentlessly pounding the ball rather than just, you know, passing it to somebody.
When I saw that the Bucks were involved in some trades, I had a brief moment of panic, but then I found out that Donte DiVincenzo wasn’t included on either of these deals, so the panic was quickly alleviated. If you’re trading DiVincenzo, who is already a high-quality glue-guy, you need to be getting back a higher-quality guy who is way gluier. For example, trading him to get Bogdan Bogdanovic was totally acceptable. Painful, but acceptable. If he got traded for P.J. Tucker, who is nearing the end of his useful life, I would have deleted all the videos from my channel and rebooted it as a personal vlog where I try on mankinis and do Funko Pop unboxings.
In this game, which I didn’t actually watch due to life circumstances, DiVincenzo might have made a bit of a boo-boo at the end of regulation, gambling for a steal that resulted in a wide-open Furkan Korkmaz three that sent the game to overtime. Listen up Donte, they don’t call Korkmaz “The Splashmazter” for nothing. Just play him straight up so he doesn’t get the empty-gym type shot that any three-point specialist can make in their sleep. KYP, brotato. Know your personnel. Also KYTTPS. Know your Turkish three-point shooters. You played with one.
Can we trade for Ersan please?