https://youtu.be/eHwPB7ZB_yw
I think it’s time for me to cut Darius Garland loose from my channel. He’s developed into a solid 16 PPG per game scorer and he’s on an upward trajectory. That 16 PPG per game that he’s scoring? Soon it will be 17 PPG per game, then 18 PPG per game, and if he’s not scoring 20 PPG per game by midway through next season (which will be his third year in the league), I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
I don’t even know what that idiom means. It sounds a bit racist. If it’s racist, let me know and I’ll come up with another idiom to use.
So I’m taking the proactive step of banishing Garland from my channel right now, as he scores a career high in points and finds himself just one point shy of an all-expenses paid trip to The Hall of the Thirty Point Scorers, where Carlos Delfino awaits eagerly to greet him. My channel is all about scrubs and role-players, and, honestly, somebody scoring 16 PPG per game occupies the undefined, hazy realm that exists between “role player” and “star”. This realm doesn’t have a name, but there are a lot of players chilling out in there, disqualified from receiving DTB highlightage but not yet qualified for receiving consistent highlightage from the other big names of the highlightsphere.
So long, Darius. I look forward to being able to look at the box-scores and not involuntarily screech in agony as I see that you dropped another 20/10 line.