https://youtu.be/VWYcinR5ZpE
I don’t know about that hair. I just don’t know about it. Does Frank Jackson WANT to look like a short version of DJ Wilson? Because right now Frank Jackson looks like a short version of DJ Wilson. And nobody on earth should want to look like any version of DJ Wilson. Except for DJ Wilson himself.
By the way, I am still trying to reconcile my sadness of Wilson, one of my favorite ironic players, getting traded from the Bucks with my desire to see the Bucks be a good team, something that Wilson doesn’t help with. If I ever seem incoherent or in a weird mental state, it’s because I’m going through some stuff right now.
Jackson went from having little hair of note early in his career, to having a big puffy headbanded poof of it in the bubble, to having a lank-looking collection of pipe-cleaners attached to his head. Not an unusual progression, though a lot of players go the opposite direction, but I just don’t know about the end result. Maybe it’s a trick of the lighting or something that’s making me recoil in horror.
In case you have noticed, I don’t really have anything to see about his performance on the basketball court, which is another of those games where a player just happens to hit some shots while not really doing anything else. It is a good amount of points for him, and I feel like I should be excited at least a little bit, but I’m just not. If you are, good for you. Please enjoy this video. If you are like me and feel nothing at all, ever, for years on end, don’t expect to feel anything while watching this, besides a mild curiosity about Jackson’s hair.