March 2021 – Page 2

Jakob Poeltl Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2021)

https://youtu.be/djA7YsGXfMM Official relations between the countries of Austria and Montenegro have worsened significantly in the aftermath of this game, where Jakob Poeltl (the official representative of Austria) completely ruined the Bulls debut of Nikola Vucevic (the official representative of Montenegro). After spending most of the first half converting on barely-contested layups, Poeltl pulled out the…

Jordan Nwora Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2021)

https://youtu.be/Ki6Ks-f6tQo I’m pretty sure, no, I’m almost 100% certain that what the Bucks did last night violated some kind of league rule. There’s no way that resting Giannis, Middleton, Holiday, and DiVincenzo all at the same time is in any way allowed. Adam Silver is probably shaking with rage and pounding shots of whiskey while…

Thanasis Antetokounmpo Career High 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2021)

https://youtu.be/3LX1yxM-HD8 Giannis Antetokounmpo’s most recent game: 16 points, 5 assists, 8 rebounds, 1/3 from three in an embarrassing loss to the Celtics. Thanasis Antetokounmpo’s most recent game: 23 points, 5 assists, 10 rebounds, 4/5 from three in an inspiring win* against the Knicks. And, for fun, Kostas Antetokounmpo’s most recent game: 0 points, 0 assists,…

Moses Brown 21 Points/23 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/27/2021)

https://youtu.be/htMR24_E_cU Moses Brown’s 23 rebounds is the most any Thunder player has grabbed. Ever. “Buh buh buh BUT DEE TEE BEE” you wail from your recliner, the vinyl of which has fused permanently with your skin making you a disgusting creature that is half-man and half-furniture. “What about all the Seattle Super S…S…Sonics players who…

Terance Mann 23 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2021)

https://youtu.be/tNzGB28SrHI Is it just me, or are people not really paying much attention to the Clippers this year? This can’t be what Kawhi Leonard was expecting; to form a superteam with Paul George in Los Angeles, choke in an incredible fashion in The Bubb ‘Offs, and then have no one care only one year into…

Thanasis Antetokounmpo 12 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2021)

https://youtu.be/-H_nAL1TYuc Thanasis Antetokounmpo’s presence in the NBA is one of the most blatant instances of nepotism in the NBA today. Another, more blatant, example is the presence of Keljin Blevins on the Blazers’ roster, but we’re not here to talk about Damian Lillard’s unskilled cousin, we’re here to talk about Giannis Antetokounmpo’s slightly less unskilled…

Sam Merrill 15 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/26/2021)

https://youtu.be/jCmLfIgZ2Os Sam Merrill can be the next Nate Wolters for the Bucks. He was implying such a thing earlier in the season, in his limited appearances, but now it’s a certainty. I’m not sure if I’m emotionally ready for the next Nate Wolters so soon after the first Nate Wolters was taken from me, but…

Malik Monk 32 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2021)

https://youtu.be/qeRYyPePr8c The Hornets commentary team that consists of… guy… and… other guy who might be the father of a certain multiple-time MVP has developed a reputation for bringing excitement to otherwise somewhat bland Hornets games. True, the Hornets are not the ultra-lame team that they have been in the past (though they still have Cody…

Chuma Okeke 22 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2021)

https://youtu.be/0TdT7m3UvIk The only time of the season that is more fruitful for scrubs/role-players than the very final game of the year is the game right after the trade deadline. Assuming, of course, that they weren’t traded during that time. The players that remain on some of the teams that got caught up in the trading…

Reggie Jackson 28 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2021)

https://youtu.be/9tEkjd-xw5I Reggie Jackson is consistently one of the sweatiest players in the NBA. Basically from the minute he steps onto the court, sweat is spurting like a geyser from every single one of his glands. Not just his sweat glands, either. ALL of his glands are generating sweat for him. Five seconds after the opening…