https://youtu.be/kRrquVslczE
OFFICIAL LIST OF KNOWN FACTS ABOUT OSHAE BRISSETT
-He is apparently on the Pacers now, a fact which had shamefully escaped my notice until last night
-His last name is “Brissett”, which looks like “brisket”, a type of cow meat that I rank among my top ten of cow meats
-There’s a football player named Jacoby Brissett, and since the last name Brissett seems to be relatively uncommon (I personally don’t know anybody by that name), I’m going to assume that the two of them are brothers, or, at worst, cousins
-He played for the Raptors but didn’t see the court all that often; since Brissett is clearly a beast as shown in this video, that means that Nick Nurse is a big dumb idiot who should have his coaching license revoked
-He is capable of scoring 23 points in an NBA game
-He can dunk
-He will probably replace JaKarr Sampson in the lineup, even though Sampsons’ TGR (Tooth Gap Ratio) is way higher than Brissett’s