https://youtu.be/MaVPNWxbtq8
I just want everybody to know that I have a day off from work today, and my day off is being RUINED by Kentavious Caldwell-Pope and his annoying tendency to score amounts of points which qualify him for highlight videos. There are a million other things I’d rather be doing with my time right now, but I’m doing this instead. And it’s making me cranky.
I hereby DEMAND that KCP apologizes directly to me (through Twitter or a similar medium) for the hardship that he has brought upon me. In exchange for his apology, I promise not to make fun of his GPS ankle bracelet, and I also promise not to call him “Kentaviass Caldbrick-Poop” any more than strictly necessary. It’s the least he can do for basically ruining my day off and further embittering me to the concept of happiness.
And if KCP refuses to issue an apology to me, I will sue him so that I can recoup the value of the time that I wasted making this video (which will get 600 views if I’m lucky) and writing this description. I estimate my time to be worth roughly $500 an hour, so KCP will owe me roughly $250. I’m sure this case will succeed in court, so if he just wants to give me $250 and skip all the lawyers and courtrooms and stuff, I’d be down for that. I know KCP has had bad experiences with the justice system in the past. Zing!