April 2021 – Page 4

Oshae Brissett Career High 23 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (4/21/2021)

https://youtu.be/kRrquVslczE OFFICIAL LIST OF KNOWN FACTS ABOUT OSHAE BRISSETT -He is apparently on the Pacers now, a fact which had shamefully escaped my notice until last night -His last name is “Brissett”, which looks like “brisket”, a type of cow meat that I rank among my top ten of cow meats -There’s a football player…

Luke Kennard 28 Points Full Highlights (4/21/2021)

https://youtu.be/bYCfWzfwdsE This is what I want. No stupid Paul George and his dumb braids. No stupid Kawhi Leonard and all the load management that he brings along with him everywhere he goes. No stupid Serge Ibaka and his stupid cooking show. No stupid Reggie Jackson and his, well, I don’t know exactly what I dislike…

Maurice Harkless 20 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2021)

https://youtu.be/HChIcfIlsfI Sometimes I see a trade go down and I don’t understand why it had to happen. That’s sort of how I feel about the trade that sent Moe Harkless and Chris Silva to the Kings in exchange for Nemanja Bjelica. Maybe there was some sort of arcane salary-cap wizardry that was happening here, but…

Chimezie Metu 16 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (4/20/2021)

https://youtu.be/Pu0UFcXa0Mk Chimezie Metu, as it turns out, is the perfect Richaun Holmes replacement. That much is evident just by watching this game where the Kings lose to the worst team in the league. Blame for the loss lies at the feet of many people, but it does not lie at Metu’s feet, because Metu got…

P.J. Washington 26 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2021)

https://youtu.be/j-tzUrhcv8w P.J. Washington had seventeen points in the first quarter of this game. Actually, to be more specific, he had seventeen points in the final six minutes of the first quarter of this game. During that brief stretch of time, he was hitting threes like prime Klay Thompson and looked completely unstoppable. I wasn’t watching…

De’Anthony Melton 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/19/2021)

https://youtu.be/TnOaY77bm1w De’Anthony Melton AKA DeMelto Anthony wasn’t even a good three-point shooter last season: 28.6% on 2.3 attempts per game. That percentage is low enough that he probably shouldn’t have even been shooting them. But this season, he’s shooting a mind-blowing 46.3% on 4.1 attempts per game. That’s an insane amount of improvement from one…

Darius Bazley Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2021)

https://youtu.be/_rerlY3umpM OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: In this highlight video, Darius Bazley makes significantly more free throws (11) than he does field goals (7). I’m semi-retired. I shouldn’t have to deal with this garbage. Free throws are literally the bane of my existence, and any player who makes too many of them is automatically ignored when it…

Talen Horton-Tucker Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2021)

https://youtu.be/dc4j_XoiTYA I keep hearing people talk about Talen Horton-Tucker’s play during the preseason as some kind of transcendent display of scoring prowess. At least one person (possibly more) has made comments on my videos to that effect, and now the ESPN announcers are bringing it up as well. That’s getting me a bit intrigued: just…

Xavier Tillman 18 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2021)

https://youtu.be/lUYsKP3oTB0 I have to say, I was SHOOK when I procured a closeup of Xavier Tillman’s face for use in the thumbnail image of this highlight video. SHOOK to my CORE. The reason for the shookage? It’s simple, really. Tillman looks old. Way too old for a rookie. Tillman was a three-year college player, so…

Armoni Brooks 16 Points Full Highlights (4/18/2021)

https://youtu.be/8fs9Pf_vv38 Ever since Aaron Brooks left Houston, I’ve been of the opinion that the Rockets needed to get another Brooks on the roster, preferably a Brooks who plays one of the two guard positions, and preferably a Brooks who can shoot threes, and preferably a Brooks whose first name starts with the “Ar” syllable or…