https://youtu.be/ZUm0C9VEzRk Chasson “Press X To Chasson” Randle is a player who always seems to show up on new teams when you least expect him. I am perhaps one of the people in the universe who is most enthusiastic about scrubs in the NBA and which rosters they’re currently on, and even I haven’t always had…
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Saddiq Bey 26 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2021)
https://youtu.be/2I3awa5Kmpg With less than two weeks to go in the regular season, the Pistons are winding things down. Jerami Grant, Mason Plumlee, Cory Joseph, and Wayne Ellington are all sitting out with phantom injuries. Ellington in particular could have gotten some return value in a trade, but what’s done is done. Now the only thing…
Read MoreIgnas Brazdeikis 14 Points Magic Debut Full Highlights (5/3/2021)
https://youtu.be/4Zeo8AAWmMk Since I entered semi-retirement roughly half a year ago, I have been very choosy with the performances I upload to my channel on a given day. My minimum point threshold (MPT) is considerably higher than it has been in the past. In fact, by my rough estimate, my current MPT is somewhere between fifteen…
Read MoreMo Bamba Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2021)
https://youtu.be/EllWSa5ovlU If you know anything about me, you know that I hate being deceived by NBA players, and I hate making highlight videos under false pretenses. And both those things are EXACTLY what just happened to me. I am so filled with righteous fury that, by the time I’m done writing this description, there will…
Read MoreDesmond Bane 22 Points Full Highlights (5/3/2021)
https://youtu.be/93BamHOmWZQ Desmond Bane was a four-year college player. I just confirmed it by going to his basketball-reference page and gazing at his stats from Texas Christian University (the same college that Thunder superstar/afro-mullet-owner Kenrich Williams played for), but even if I hadn’t confirmed that particular fact, I would have been able to tell you with…
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