https://youtu.be/AM2N5R-ADxU
You think the NBA doesn’t have its own dirty little secrets it’s trying to hide? You think NBA statistics are sacrosanct, too important to ever be tampered with? You think Adam Silver is an overall force of good for the league? Think again, you blind, dumb fool.
At 0:21 of this video, with three and a half minutes left in the second quarter, Malachi Flynn supposedly gets fouled. The ESPN play-by-play confirms it. The NBA play-by-play confirms it. But my eyes DO NOT confirm it. I see somebody who is clearly NOT Malachi Flynn getting fouled, and I see that same somebody (again, somebody who is NOT Malachi Flynn) shooting two free throws.
Here is a screenshot of what the NBA play-by-play currently shows: https://imgur.com/c7PF06x . You can see that my words are not the unhinged ravings of a conspiracy theorist, but the, cold, calculated words of somebody who is about to throw aside the curtain and expose the corrupt underbelly of the NBA, crawling with maggots of deceit and smelling like the putrefacted flesh of pure institutional rot. All sources agree that Flynn shot those free throws. But the reality that the NBA is forcing down our throats is not the reality that humankind has collectively experienced.
This is even more troubling because those two mis-attributed points are what catapulted Flynn from 25 points, a nice total but not a career-high, to 27 points, a clear improvement over his previous career high of 26. Flynn is currently collecting accolades that he is not deserving of. I begrudgingly went along with the official NBA narrative when uploading this video, but only so I could more damningly expose the NBA’s lies in the accompanying video description.
Underneath my shock at the NBA’s lax treatment (or, one could say, desecration) of the box-score is resentment. I would not have made this video if I had known the true nature of Flynn’s scoring situation. He shot 36% from the field in this game, and that is not the kind of performance I want to reward with a highlight video, unless there is some extenuating circumstance (like a new career high being achieved). So not only is the NBA doing their loyal fans a major disservice by fabricating free throws for Flynn where none existed, but they are purposely launching an all-out attack on my highlight-making enterprise, nay, my sanity itself, by obfuscating the true nature of Flynn’s supposed career high performance.
If Adam Silver and his alien-looking face does not personally apologize to me within the next thirty minutes, I will have no choice but to hack the NBA’s servers and correct the stats myself. That’s right. DownToBuck will turn to a shady life of cybercrime to right these wrongs. And then, when the police go after me for unlawful access of the NBA’s servers, I will hack the police so that they issue me twenty billy clubs. And then we’ll see what happens from there. I promise you, it won’t be pretty.