You know you have a fanbase in the palm of your hand when they start chanting “Trust the process” while you’re shooting free throws. At this point, Joel Embiid could kill a person and piss on the Liberty Bell and he would still be adored by every 76er fan out there. Seasons of losing does weird things to fanbases, although the ongoing deification of Embiid isn’t the weirdest thing that could have happened. Remember, this is the fanbase that threw batteries at Santa, who himself was just a random drunk dressed up in the scraggliest Santa outfit they could find.
Attention Philly fans: if you attempt to refute my jabs at your fandom by posting “4th and 26”, be aware that I don’t even care about football so those words have no effect on me. So there. You have nothing on me.
Don’t forget that you’re the ones with the trophy case full of Campbell’s soup cans.