Justin Hamilton’s haircut looks like it was the result of him watching one too many Nsync videos as a kid. All it needs is for the tips to be frosted instead of unfrosted and he’d be like a seven-foot-tall Justin Timberlake circa 1998. While every other white guy in the NBA has some kind of fancily-parted swoopy thing to combine with their artfully cultivated facial hair, J-HAM looks like he’s been getting the same haircut for the past two decades. However, it’s not my job to worry about his hair.
Or is it? I need to fill up with these video descriptions with some kind of content, and poking fun at J-HAM’s hair definitely falls under the umbrella of things that could be considered “content”. What else do you want me to say? That he hit four threes? That he came off the bench for a team that started the inexplicable combo of Isaiah Whitehead, Joe Harris, Bojan Bogdanovic, Trevor Booker, and Brook Lopez? That he actually used his size somewhat effectively and led his team in rebounding with eight in 22 minutes? That he got into a fight with Luis Scola after the game about the status of the Falkland Islands? I don’t want to say any of those things. I want to make J-HAM feel bad for his lame haircut.