I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but as of last night, the stated goal of the DownToBuck media empire has changed. No longer is it my mission to showcase the unshowcased, to highlight the unhighlit. No, the new goal of DownToBuck is to highlight Lithuanian NBA players and Lithuanian NBA players only. I’ve seen the view counts, I know what people want to see, and what people want to see is Lithuanians balling out for NBA teams. Mindaugas Kuzminskas, Donatas Motiejunas, Jonas Valanciunas, even Linas Kleiza when he decides to come back are among the players I will be featuring.
Domantas Sabonis counts as an honorary Lithuanian for the purposes of this channel, by the way. Also Zydrunas Ilgauskas will probably sign with the Cavs and I’ll be ready for that as well.
In other news: The Kuz Ball had a really slick no-look pass to Kristaps Porzingis (who is not Lithuanian, so I can forget about him from now on) for a dunk, and there weren’t even any replays. I don’t the Knicks commentators even really noticed. They were too busy examining each other’s buttholes like a pair of dogs.
In otherer news: did I hear some “Kuuuuuuuuuuz” chants from the fans in Indianapolis? I think I did. This pleases me.