Nobody really cares about Bismack Biyombo anymore. The only reason he ever got any attention in the first place was his competent performance in the playoffs for the Raptors last year. Raptors fans are large in quantity and are always looking for players to hype up, and when the Bizzy Body started throwing down dunks and blocking shots in a finger-wagging manner, the legend of Biz got pumped up to huge proportions, and he got hella paid because of it.
Now he’s on the Magic, silently putting up some of the best stats of his career on a Magic team that seems like it was constructed in order to lowkey tank while not being obvious about it. And nobody cares. Even his haters and detractors (like me) can’t bring themselves to call him Bustmack for not ever really developing from being a generic shot-blocking big. He’s only 24 so there’s still time for him to take pointless lessons from Olajuwon and learn moves that he’ll never be able to pull off in a real game. However, I’m pegging his absolute maximum points per game at eight. Check back in a decade to see how right (or wrong) I was.