It seems like people keep forgetting about my ingenious hashtag creation, #hypedforgaryharris. Does that mean it’s a failed hashtag? A good hashtag would be so memorable that it pops into your head and random times during the day. In the shower? #hypedforgaryharris. Eating a bowl of cereal? #hypedforgaryharris. Watching non-Gary Harris players play basketball? #hypedforgaryharris. Having this hashtag randomly bring itself to the forefront of my brain is a regular occurrence for me, but it must not be for anyone else, or there would be a lot more tweets using it.
Real talk: 22 points is a lot. If that amount of points doesn’t make you hyped for Gary Harris, there’s something wrong with your hype glands and you’re probably not producing enough hypotonin. Why not proudly showcase your hype for Gary Harris by making tweets using my hashtag? Is it because you’re ashamed of your hype? You shouldn’t be. Hype is a perfectly normal thing to be experiencing. All young men have nocturnal hypemissions at some points. It’s an expected part of growing up and becoming a man. A man who feels uncontrollable excitement when thinking about Gary Harris and his status as an emerging two-guard of the future.
Say it with me: #hypedforgaryharris. Leave it in the comments if you want. The world has to know that hype for Gary Harris is here and it’s here to stay (at least until his next single-digit scoring game).