I think all 76ers fans can agree on this fact: Richaun Holmes is being criminally underutilized on the current Philly squad. I could end the description on that note, rake in the video likes and supportive comments, and call it a day. But I won’t, because I still have some things to say about Rich Holmie Quan.
Namely, that his hair looks like a poop. A curled up log of dog plop. I don’t know what the heck he was thinking with that style. Is this a style that other people have, or is it a disgusting creation by his hairdresser? Does it matter? No, because it looks like literal poop. Not figurative poop. Actual, literal doodoo.
Also, I bet he could beat Kevin Hart (who makes his first ever DTB cameo in this vid) in a three-point contest. Actually, I bet any semi-decent NBA player could beat Kevin Hart in a three-point contest. Any NBA player who failed to win such a contest would be widely mocked for all eternity.