Pääul Zïpßer’s going to have to start doing a little bit better if he wants to keep having highlight vids made of him. Like, at least 15 points from here on out. If he doesn’t get 15, there’s not going to be a video. Unless he scores 14 while dunking it 7 times. Then I will reconsider. I have my reasons.
There are only so many Zipser videos the market can take before everything goes to heck. You think I want to relive the Great Highlights Crash of 2013? I couldn’t live with myself if I caused another calamity just because I got greedy with the Zipser vids. It was so bad. Everything was so messed up. A LeBron vid was going for 4 Bosh vids, and that wasn’t even the craziest part. Hyperinflation hit the market for French scrub videos; I think you could get ten thousand Fournier vids for one Chris Paul…
No. Never again. We have to be careful with overloading the fragile highlights market with subpar vids.