Who else is getting hyped for that SpaceX launch coming up? I’m gonna have to go to bed before the launch happens, but you can bet to heck and back that my dreams are gonna be totally sweet tonight. I’ll be dreaming about getting strapped into the Mars Module as mankind cheers me on. I’ll be dreaming about eating dehydrated packets of non-food as the interminable journey to the red planet stretches on. I’ll be dreaming about going to Mars with Elon Musk and stepping happily onto the Martian surface to find that Michael Carter-Williams is nowhere to be seen (thus affirming my conviction that his presence on Earth is only a detriment to my well-being).
I’ve even got my rocket ship jammie-jams on so that my dreams are as space-oriented as they can be. They don’t fit as well on me as they did when I was six years old, but I sort of feel sexy in them because of how tight and revealing they are. I bet this is how women feel when they wear provocative nightwear.
None of that has anything to do with Harry Giles, but I needed to share it with somebody and these video descriptions are already like 40% blog post anyway so why not make them 70% blog post? I guess I can work Giles in here by feeling jealous towards him. He just finished playing in this game, and he’s not going to be going to sleep for a while. He should have no problem staying up late enough to watch the Dragon Crew Capsule get shot into space (with no humans on board, but still, it’s pretty cool). Some people are just lucky enough to live in favorable time zones for this kind of stuff.