I really messed this one up. Sorry guys. It’s too late now. No time machine, no warping of the fabric of space, no fantastical voyage into the past will repair the fact that Frank Jackson got a block in this game and I didn’t even show it in this video. A video which purports to be “Full Highlights”, but how can they be full highlights when they are lacking the first semi-legitimate block of Jackson’s career?
You might say that it is not too late for me to go back and add the block to the video. That all I’d have to do is delete this one, spend a few extra minutes re-rendering it, reupload it, and no one would be any the wiser. That’s all well and good, but have you considered that I ALREADY transferred this video to VHS tape and placed a copy in my highlights archivium? There is no going back from that. It’s in the archivium, archived. Forever. Nothing disturbs the sanctity of the archivium. Not even an imperfect highlight video.
I also ignored his four assists, but that was on purpose. Even if one of them was a nice pass to Anthony Davis (booooo hissssss) for a lob dunk. I’m busy building my case that Jackson is more of a midget shooting guard than any sort of point guard, and I’m not going to sabotage my own efforts by showing that he sometimes can is sometimes willing to pass the ball.