Besotted with fine Merlot and weighed down with the crunchiest of baguettes Tony Parker overcomes adversity to record his first career triple-double against the Harden-less Rockets. Despite the blurry vision that is a by-product of overimbibing he found his teammates for 12 easy buckets while also scoring 27 points and grabbing 12 rebounds. The Rockets’ announcers don’t seem too impressed, would it kill them to stop talking about Jeremy Lin for a second?
In addition to his prodigious basketball skills, I’ve heard that he makes the finest Crème Brûlée this side of Toulouse. Ever wonder how the Spurs work so well as a team? Well there’s your answer right there, buddy.