Wait a minute, this is Tomas Satoransky’s career high? It may seem obvious to you now (because I put “Career High” in the title of this video, otherwise you wouldn’t know either, don’t lie), but that fact is seriously surprising to me. This isn’t some scrub or some rookie that we’re talking about here. This is Tomas “Captain Czechdown” “The Czech Mark” “Czech Your Privilege” “Czech’s In The Mail” Satoransky. The guy who I claimed, multiple times, was better than John Wall.
I stand by that point by the way. It’s not much of an accomplishment right now because Wall has been injured for forever and will continue being injured for a long time, but it will remain true when Wall comes back.
How is his career-high before tonight only 25 points? I guess he’s willing and eager to take a back seat shooting the ball in order to get his teammates involved and play within the team concept? That’s cool, but you know what’s cooler? Hogging the ball and shooting shots. I can’t believe he hadn’t had even one game where he said “screw it, Bradley Beal can watch in the corner while I take over this game”. Well, maybe he had games where he said that, but no games where it was successful. And I bet most of those games didn’t feature Trae Young “guarding” him.
The upshot of all this is that you had better watch this video, preferably multiple times, because it’s the sickest single-game collection of Satoransky highlightage that the world has ever seen. Not everything I upload is worth watching, I admit that freely. Much of the stuff not even I would watch. But if I were just some random internet netizen and not a universally-known multimedia mogul, I would watch the HECK out of this. And I’d be wondering the entire time why the Bulls don’t just trade Kris Dunn already.