OFFICIAL TIMELINE OF ME MAKING THIS VIDEO
9:00 PM last night: see that P.J. Tucker had 22 points
9:00 PM: Swear loudly and rue the day I ever decided to make NBA highlight videos
9:05 PM: Google “how to increase YouTube view counts” while also beating my face with my fists
9:10 PM: Make any and all videos that aren’t P.J. Tucker
10:00 PM: Thoughts of P.J. Tucker enter my mind unbidden, causing me to spontaneously mumble “ihateyouihateyouihateyou” under my breath
6:00 AM: Wake up
6:01 AM: Remember that I still have to make a P.J. Tucker video, swear some more
6:02 AM: Pet Japurri to ease the dread that has overtaken my soul
7:00 AM: Start to make the P.J. Tucker highlight video
7:04 AM: Feel a small amount of glee as P.J. Tucker repeatedly shoots three-pointers with his foot on the line
7:20 AM: Upload the completed video
7:21 AM: Wonder what kind of garbage I can write for the description as quick as possible so I don’t have to think about P.J. Tucker hopefully ever again
7:23 AM: Pray to god that P.J. Tucker decides to retire after this game so he can stop ruining my life