How pathetic is it that whenever I see Marko Guduric’s name in a boxscore my heart skips beat because I think that Dan Gadzuric is back in the league and playing for the Grizzlies? Your options are:
A. Extremely pathetic because anyone who gets attached to any NBA player is surely a total loser who cannot form real human relationships with attainable individuals
B. Somewhat pathetic because the Dan Gadzuric era of the Bucks is something that should never inspire sentimental feelings in anyone
C. Neutral because it’s just Dan Gadzuric, who even cares
D. Not pathetic at all because who wouldn’t become emotionally attached to a player from the very earliest days of their team fandom
Guduric is cool, and it’s cool that there’s another Serbian in the league, but he will never come to close the coolness of Gadzuric. That guy was, as the kids say, “the tits”. His 20-20 games that caused him to get horrendously overpaid will live on forever in my memory. It is just a shame that I wasn’t yet making highlights, otherwise those performances could be immortalized in my Archivium. When is the NBA going to let me into their comprehensive archives so that I can right this wrong?