This is so clearly a REVENGE GAME from Taj Gibson that I almost feel like I shouldn’t insult the intelligence of my viewers by explaining it. But explain it I shall, and not only will I explain it, I will explain it using easy-to-comprehend bullet points in order to further insult the intelligence of my viewers.
OFFICIAL LIST OF WAYS THIS GAME WAS A REVENGE GAME FROM TAJ GIBSON
OFFICIAL VENGEFUL ACT #1: Gibson dropped seventeen points on his former team. That’s a season-high. His previous season-high was 12. He season-high before that? Six. The vengeance is practically dripping off the screen.
OFFICIAL VENGEFUL ACT #2: Gibson demanded that coach Fizdale give him plenty of minutes for this game to ensure that the REVENGE GAME could be properly vengeful. He risked his relationship with his coach in order to give it to the Bulls.
OFFICIAL VENGEFUL ACT #3: Gibson went to the visitor’s locker room before the game and peed on the door handle so that every Bulls player would have to touch his pee to even play in the game. That’s REVENGE if I’ve ever seen it.
OFFICIAL VENGEFUL ACT #4: Gibson screamed while dunking it in the vicinity of Wendell Carter Jr. All fans in attendance saw the heart and passion with which he plays and felt regret that he no longer plays for them.
OFFICIAL VENGEFUL ACT #5: The Knicks won and the Bulls lost. Wait. My notecards are mixed up. Ignore this bullet point.
OFFICIAL VENGEFUL ACT #6: Gibson stole all the REVENGE POWER from Bobby Portis, who was also looking to have a REVENGE GAME. This theft was clearly successful as Gibson completely dominated the game from start to finish while Portis only scored seven points.
As you can see, this game had so much REVENGE slathered on every surface of it that it was deemed a biohazard.