I am aware that Terry Rozier had five assists in this game, ostensibly a high enough assist total for me to include the assists in this video. I am also aware that one of these assists was an alley-oop to Malik Monk. These are all things that I am fully aware of. DownToBuck is nothing if not aware.
But I’m already sacrificing so much to make this video. Rozier shot twelve, count ’em, TWELVE free throws in this game. He made more free throws (9) than he made field goals (8). To also include five assists, four of which were likely to be of the acutely lame variety, would entail a sacrifice that I’m not capable of. As I said already, the sacrifice I’m making here, of both my time and my sanity, is huge. It’s not Jesus Christ levels of sacrifice, but it’s probably like 60% of the level of Jesus Christ’s sacrifice.
So you don’t get to see the assists, but assists aren’t the reason that Rozier is on the floor, so it’s fine. Coming up next in my list of videos to make is [SPOILER ALERT DON’T READ ANY MORE OF THIS DESCRIPTION IF YOU LIKE TO BE SURPRISED BY THE VIDEOS THAT SHOW UP IN YOUR FEED] a [SERIOUSLY SPOILER ALERT STOP STOP STOP] Devonte’ Graham video were he gets ten assists, so if you’re feeling the lack of passing in this video, just hold on and everything will turn out alright.