Consider this video to be another exclusive sneak preview of my new DownToBuck+ (pronounced “Down To Buck Plus”) subscription service. If you’ll remember, DownToBuck+ provides the same great content as the regular DownToBuck YouTube channel, but it provides MORE of it. That means showing assists when my assist threshold of five isn’t met, or showing rebounds when a player gets a lot of them, or showing high-intensity defensive plays if the player is capable of them.
Donte DiVincenzo had four assists in this game. That’s less than five, so normally you wouldn’t get to see them, even though three of them were for dunks. However, since this is a DownToBuck+ video, you do get to see them. It’s like a single forbidden taste of the kind of ostentatious luxury that the world’s elite get to partake of every single day of their lives. While the 1% in their ivory towers get to watch complete highlight videos showing any steal or assist no matter how trivial (thanks to their expensive, but fairly-priced, subscriptions to DownToBuck+), the proletariat subsists on so-called “full highlight” videos that only show part of the story and are not nearly as comprehensive as DownToBuck+ videos.
Again, here is the pricing structure of DownToBuck+ in case you are interested in purchasing:
Season-long subscription: $2,000
Month-long subscription: $1,000
Week-long subscription: $500
1-Day subscription: $100
Special Christmas discount: take 10% of all prices!
Special Serb discount: take 50% off all prices!
Special Warriors/Celtics/Lakers fan anti-discount: add 50% to all prices because your teams have seen so much success either recently or historically that you deserve bad things in your lives
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