Derrick Jones Jr. already has 25 dunks this season. In just fifteen games! He’s dunking at a much higher rate than last season (62 dunks in 60 games), which can mean only one thing:
This year’s DJJ dunkilation is going to be the sickest thing ever.
Normally I don’t sit around wishing for the regular season to be over (the regular season is when all the scrubs get to play, after all), but right at this very moment, I’m wishing it was mid-April so that the season could be over and I could get right to work on making a much-anticipated DJJ dunkilation. With that kind of entertainment keeping my eyeballs occupied, I wouldn’t even need to watch the Bucks win the championship.
Watching last year’s dunkilation isn’t doing it for me. It’s not curing my cravings. The video is totally sick, of course, but the prospect of having a DJJ dunkilation with upwards of a hundred dunks in it is getting me all bothered and restless and it makes all previous dunkilations seem lesser in comparison. I’m not going to classify my feelings as “quasi-sexual frustration”, but I’d say that my feelings are definitely quasi-“quasi-sexual frustration” right now.