I honestly gave some thought to making a video for the nine points that Isaiah Hartenstein scored in the game before this one. I know I gave it some thought because I can look in my notebook labeled “DTB’s Notebook of Thoughts” and see a list of everything I think about during the course of a day. Here’s the relevant entry from last night:
11:48:09 PM: I have to pee
11:48:23 PM: I want to pet Japurri
11:48:55 PM: Who should I make highlights for next?
11:49:01 PM: I want to watch Superbad bloopers again
11:55:42 PM: Isaiah Hartenstein had nine points, I could make a video for that
11:55:59 PM: Jordan McRae had twenty I should do that
11:56:01 PM: I’d be a lot happier if I used the bathroom
11:57:12 PM: What if they genetically modified humans to not generate any waste as a byproduct of digestion?
It’s a good thing that Jordan McRae came charging through my thoughts and prevented me from making a Hartenstein video, because nine points is totally pathetic and worthless compared the amount of points he scored tonight (nineteen, in case you didn’t read the video title or already forgot what it said). It always angers me when I make a video that I think will be good, only to have it be obsoleted within days by a superior performance from the same playe, so I’m happy to have avoided that fate.
Also, I would like to take advantage of my slightly elevated soapbox here to state that Hartenstein is the most Chad-looking guy in the league right now. And now he doesn’t just look like a Chad, but he plays like a Chad as well.