OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS
1. Sekou Doumbouya is a fun name to say and to spell
2. Pistons fans have attached all of their hopes, literally all of their hopes, to this guy for some reason
3. Doumbouya had two dunks
4. As the Pistons broadcast helpfully reminded us, Doumbouya is the youngest player currently in the NBA. As we’ve seen from Isaac Bonga, that distinction guarantees that you will be a very good NBA player.
5. Doumbouya is better than Khyri Thomas
6. I might be able to get some subscribers from Guinea if I start uploading highlights for this dude
7. This video serves as evidence that there was a brief period of time during which Dwane Casey did not hate a rookie
OFFICIAL REASONS TO NOT MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS
1. The putback dunk could have maybe been an offensive goaltend, it was hard to tell from the broadcast angle
2. Ten points isn’t very many when compared against the large body of work already uploaded to my channel
3. That’s it really, there was no reason not to make this video