Omari Spellman 17 Points Full Highlights (1/10/2020)

After compiling this highlight video, I am comfortable in asserting my assertion that Omari Spellman is OFFICIALLY the next Marreese Speights for the Warriors. Spellman have it all. Well, he doesn’t quite have it all, but he have all that Speights have:

-Three point shooting
-Big but doesn’t play like a big
-Chonky
-Dunking ability
-Uncommon first name
-Cyst/tumor on head that acts as a beacon for alien communications (actually only Speights has this)
-Fan-favorite because of the combination of above attributes

To make the comparison even better, Spellman and Speights are right next to each other in the alphabet. Like, RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. That can’t be a coincidence. God had to have made it this way in order for us lowly humans to be able to come up with this comparison with less difficulty. There is no other explanation. It’s divinely ordained.

And if you know one thing about stuff that’s divinely ordained, it’s that you don’t mess with it. You just accept it.

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