https://youtu.be/hk3cNnwZh7M
I need somebody to tell me right now, RIGHT NOW, why Josh Jackson shouldn’t be considered the second coming of Andrew Wiggins but better. And they need to tell me without using any of the words “overreacting”, “tanking”, “giving weed to toddlers”, or “small sample size”. Those are disallowed words. The utterance of such words in my presence is grounds for immediate calls for the police to show up and drag you forcibly from my presence. Meanwhile, a sample of allowed words in stating your reasoning includes “jumpshot”, “dunks”, “potential”, “Kansas”, and “tanking”.
While you formulate your response, let me sprinkle some more wisdom upon your undeserving head: Josh Jackson had some really nice scoring games with the Suns. REALLY nice. But those scoring flashes didn’t translate into long-term success. This stint with the Pistons is different. Let me tell you why it’s different: Jackson is MATURED. He is HUMBLED. He is NO LONGER GIVING WEED TO CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF FIVE. He DOESN’T HAVE AN AFRO. He is LIVING IN A COLD LOCALE. All those things add up to a new and improved Josh Jackson who can consistently contribute to winning basketball. You won’t be able to tell that he’s contributing to winning basketball because the Pistons won’t be winning any games, but believe me. The contributions will be there.
In conclusion, Josh Jackson is an underpaid Andrew Wiggins 2.0 and nobody can convince me otherwise. You know how I invited you to share your opinion in the opening sentence of this description? Just don’t. I’m not going to read it.